Real Life: Dani's Suburban Dictionary

Forget about the Urban Dictionary. (Well, ok not really, cause it IS kinda fun...)
However, I would like to introduce you to my very own language - my Suburban Dictionary, if you will.

I tend to come up with my own language. Sometimes, I just cannot find the word I need, so I am forced to invent one of my own.

Dive on in to the Dictionary of Dani (and my quirky brain)!

Regular words just don't work for me...

(S)Trap Marks: Deep, permanent marks embedded in my shoulders from carrying a backpack full of 5000 pound books. (September 8, 2014)

"Mouthscara": The open mouth face one feels compelled to make when applying mascara. See also, weird phenomenons. (July 20, 2013)


"Sephorgasm" - The feeling I get when I walk into Sephora...especially if I have money. (Aprill 22, 2013)

"Notmadebymyownhandswich" - (adjective) The extra deliciousness of a sandwich you did not have to assemble yourself. It's quite a phenomenon. (April 21, 2013)

"Momtervention": When I have to gently but firmly call my mother and remind her I'm 40, and can indeed take care of myself. (March 20, 2012)

"Bambi Legs" - When you are in the car for eleventy million hours and get out, and your legs all but collapse under you... (April 6, 2013)

"Responsi-bull": The crap that comes along with being a proper adult/citizen/parent. #ihavethebubonicplagueyetIgotoschoolanyway (September 18, 2012)

"Plan-gelic": When child A is being completely rotten, and child B instantly becomes docile, overly mannerly and lovely, with the underhanded plan of making child A look that much more rotten. (July 26, 2013)

"Diplom-aaaaaahhhhhh": Dreaming you are back in high school, working your butt off, barely squeaking by, considering dropping out, only to awaken to find that not only did you pass school years ago, but with flying colors. Yeah...I have that dream a lot. It stinks. (August 17, 2013)

"Cart Envy" - That irritating feeling that overcomes me when in Target, Walmart, et al, I get THE ONLY CART that is a P.O.S., and miserably make my way through the store with said rickety cart, while everyone else has the good ones. (April 22, 2013) 

"medstudynoia"...the paranoia that sets in while studying for your medical career. You become convinced daily that you have rickets, scurvy, melanoma, and other ailments. (September 22, 2012)

"Cellu-sight": That quick un-airbrushed glimpse of a famous starlet's leg in my Us Magazine that proves that perfection is not quite as attainable as it would appear. (April 21, 2012)

Please let me know if you want to start speaking my language! I'll join the conversation!!!

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